By Damian Fanelli | Photo: Michael Putland/Getty Images
OK, we're gonna make you watch a video of the Osmonds performing a little something called "Crazy Horses."
What's so special about this bizarre late-1972 single? Well, it sort of represents the (albeit brief) moment that the clean-cut band of singing Osmond brothers went heavy metal. Or sort of hard rock. Or heavy rock-ish.
Come on, it certainly can be considered one of those—at least by late-1972 standards. If nothing else, it sounds like a combination of Deep Purple and Sly and the Family Stone.
For two albums—1972’s Crazy Horses and 1973's The Plan—the religious (they were Mormons, if you're too young to remember this once-incredibly popular band) brothers transformed themselves into rockers, unleashing thunderous riffs, smoking grooves, tasty guitar solos and sheer sonic firepower.
“Crazy Horses,” which you can check out below, is a total rave-up driven by crushing guitar wails and screamin' vocals that contain an anti-fossil-fuel message (“there they go/what a show/smokin’ up the sky!” [the horses are cars in this case]). Because we really can't decide which version is more, um, awesome, we've included three versions. The top video is the harder-rocking version, and the clothes they're wearing are really just ... perfect.
The bottom video is just as enjoyable—and just as awesomely weird. Enjoy!